Because the only reason not to have a Facebook account is because you're too cool for it.

Cannot you see the difference between not having Facebook account for whatever reason, and bragging about not having Facebook account?

Can't you see the difference between answering the question "What Do You Think Of My Resume?" and bragging about not having a Facebook account? I didn't see much of the latter in these comments.

I think the idea is to give him feed back on how many people can't read his resume, not some desire to point out how they are not on facebook.

Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television

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