I was going to make a reddit-like crack about "please sir can I have some more gruel" but dang asked me to keep it clean so I'll respond a bit more high brow by mentioning that I think you don't realize how that's not actually a solution.
I do realize it doesn’t give you what you want - which is an iPhone customized to your desires and Apple mandated to provide customer service and support for those customizations.
But it does resolve the question of what you have a right to do with your phone, which is in fact anything you like.
