Future headline: I was captured as a sex slave for two years and when I finally sneaked internet access Google had deleted all my contacts

such as prison

I had more in mind things like "Cast Away" or poor souls who were held in captivity in a remote foreign country by the government there or local pirates or terrorists. When you return to "normal" life you even loose your email, photos and everything just because you could not log in for 2 years :(

Might be a blessing at that point. I'm damm near in a cold sweat thinking about how bad my email backlog would be after two years.